If there’s any kind of party going on, when the sun’s shining or no, if there’s barbecue coals warming up and a good-sized tent set up for entertainment, cornbread and sweet tea to start, grilled foodstuffs and harder liquor to follow, there should also be The Black Twig Pickers, a turkey in the straw and the ladies hopping high on a “Merry Mountain Hoedown” all the way to Napoleon’s retreat by way of the “Brushy Fork of John’s Creek.”
So get a-raising the barn, putting that hoe well and truly down, publishing the banns, and throwing back the carpet and scuffing up the floorboards, and get to making like it’s a holiday even when it’s a mid-week schoolnight and raining once again. The Black Twig Pickers are on the fiddle, and the banjo and harps too, whooping and a-hollering like there just might not be a tomorrow, though today there’s going to be plenty of time to exclaim “fiddlesticks” with complete accuracy. Do be sure to give the fiddler a dram too, because he certainly sounds like he deserves one, and so do the rest of the band; in fact, let’s make it redeye all round, and keep on dancing.
-Antron S Meister-